we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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