didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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