please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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