If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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