is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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