I'm jealous of your bromance
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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