So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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