sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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