It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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