I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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