Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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