found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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