when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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