i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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