They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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