How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
