Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I need to stop coming to work sober
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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