How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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