i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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