yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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