i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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