is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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