So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
