Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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