Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
bring money and cleavage
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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