i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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