im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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