I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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