You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I am naked and annoyed.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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