And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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