yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Will exercising make me less horny?
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