def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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