I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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