it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
