Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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