I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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