She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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