well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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