he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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