He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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