what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Semen is not good for contacts.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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