Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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