If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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