susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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