people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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