being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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