do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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