Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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