I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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