He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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