Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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