Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
